Alert: An ex Googled your name. Google Search displayed your most recent successes and top 10 hottest photos.
Alert: Those flirty photos you sent were forwarded to a third party. Retrieve and delete?
Alert: 1245 middle aged “Girl Collectors” have added you to their Circles on Google+. Would you like to block them now?
Alert: Your “Sent Mail” folder contains items over 5 years old, most of which are super embarrassing. Empty folder now?