3 Reasons No One Needs an Apple Watch

1. Do you know who still wears watches? Old men.

2. The watch's apps are stored on your iPhone. So... you could just use your phone. 

3) It's an infuriating example of how out of touch brands are with what my generation wants and needs. As we're drowning in student loan debt and spending our precious money on travel and experiences, Apple introduces a $10,000 watch that can't run apps without the iPhone. Cool, guys.